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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

edorazzi:

well it’s about time fred got some character development

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

mermeme:

dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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Anonymous asked: Happy birthday

whoops. thanks

twistedtheuntoldstory:

these are pure gold why were they ever deleted

SEND ME A FETISH AND I’LL RATE IT

sammycasdean:

fetishgo away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

bombing:

follow me on ello @explosion

ew, not you too

sappling:

follow me on ello @minor :^))

follow me @oop twat

You are what you eat, asshole

I like how people type like scholars when they insult someone’s grammar in an online argument